This might just signal the turn of events for our dear Lindsay Lohan. Or it could well be a reaffirmation of the beginning of the end for her.

Yesterday she got a bunch of collagen injected into her lips to compliment her stringy hair and went shopping for three hours in a closed store.

Her new look or another retaliation to her disintegrating love-life? You decide.

The New York Press reports that a New York City-based director was responsible for the now-infamous Sprite ad, and that the spot was produced without Sprite’s permission. The ad is the work of Max Issacson, and was not produced in Germany, according to the NY Press.

The NY Press spoke to John Jones IV, the male model pictured in the video: “The funny thing is, it’s a spec commercial–it’s not even real,” Jones said.Current TV initially reported that the ad had been banned from the air, for pretty obvious reasons.

It combines oral sex and the desire for a refreshing Sprite to create a big finish that has to be seen to be believed.

Check the video out at Citizen Celeb

The Simpson sisters, Ashlee and Jessica, were out on town — and Jessica got really wasted. You can probably see in the image that it appears as if her sis is carrying her around.

We do realize that she’s having a tough time, but someone please tell her to stop the ‘dumb blonde’ act.

Update:

News on the grapevine is that Papa Joe Simpson and his daughter Ashlee Simpson are thinking of recording an album of Michael Jackson covers. Oh, puh-lease!

David Arquette is going to live in a box. For two days. For charity.

The actor is going to stay in a Plexiglas (I think that means plastic?) box above the Madison Square Garden marquee for two days next week. However, he won’t be in there all day. He’ll be inside for about eight hours each day. His stay will earn $250,000 for the charity Feeding America.

Donations will be given at Madison Square Garden or online or through text messages. If anyone’s in New York next Tuesday and Wednesday, make sure to stop by and wave hello.

Good for David Arquette. We always need actors doing crazy stuff for charity. If David Blaine had raised money every time he has sat on ice or submerged himself in water we might have rid the world of world hunger by now.

Pattinson fans, it seems, aren’t content to merely wave at their object of affection—as the screaming hordes who supposedly prompted the Twilight star to hurl his white-hot self in front of an oncoming New York City cab suggest.

No, they want to help, advise and even bathe their man.

Here’s a sampling of the Pattinson petitions, in case, you know, you’re looking for a worthy cause to support:

• “Robert Pattinson come to Tampa, FL for a meet & greet”

Sadly, there’s no evidence this one succeeded. (Yet.) But there’s no harm in trying. Or asking. As those lobbying for Pattinson appearances in Australia and Kansas City should agree. (Note to Mr. Pattinson regarding the Kansas City petition: No idea if you’re being asked to pop into Kansas City, Kan., or Kansas City, Mo. Guess you’ll have to do both to shore up support in the Midwest.)