Now we are talking! No wonder Victoria Beckham has been cast aside for the sexy, seductive Megan Fox.

The black-and-white video released on Feb. 11 shows Megan in her Armani skivvies — so small that she’s practically nude!

Victoria Beckham appears tiny and trim on the December cover of the UK Harper’s Bazaar, a look that she admitted came from many hours in the gym. Beckham told the magazine that she kept up her 7-days-a-week workout routine in order to look good in photographs, saying, “I didn’t want to rely on retouching. I wanted to look at those pictures in 20 years’ time and say, ‘Wow, look - after three kids, I didn’t look bad.’”

There’s also Beckham’s committment to fashion: the former singer has had surprising success with her high-end line Victoria Beckham Collection, and likely wants to remain her own brand’s best spokesmodel.

Victoria Beckham is earning mixed reviews for her guest-judging stint on “American Idol.” The erstwhile Posh Spice looked chic, if impossibly svelte, in a form-fitting strapless purple gown as she filled Paula Abdul’s empty chair at auditions in Denver on Friday, but RadarOnline.com reports her singing critiques are being met with some harsh criticism of their own.

“It didn’t go too well,” says a mole. “She tried too hard to be ‘nice,’ but came off as icy and wooden.”

David Beckham is no stranger to controversy - now he’s paying the price for getting into a shouting match with hecklers at a soccer game!

The commissioner of Major League Soccer fined Beckham $1000 on Friday following a verbal spat five days earlier between the star and some rowdy fans, says the Associated Press.

During the halftime of an exhibition game, Beckham shouted at a group of fans who’d been heckling him, daring them to come down from the stands onto the soccer field. The AP says he even attempted to hoist himself over some advertising boards, but security stepped in.

Police ended up arresting one spectator who left the stands.

The three young sons of Victoria and David Beckham are soaking up as much of the Los Angeles sunshine as they can before the family makes its move back to Europe.

Daddy David got some shopping done on the other side of the world in Milan at the Mondadori book shop.

Meanwhile, Cruz and Romeo Beckham ran around to their heart’s content at the Coldwater Canyon park in Beverly Hills, where the boys did some skateboarding and took turns on the slides and swings.

Where was Momma Victoria?