There was some sort of incident in the wrong place at the wrong time, that we can only hope will make it to season three of Jersey Shore. Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki was arrested for disorderly conduct by the shore and now has a set court date.

The Seaside Heights Court Administrator Jane Carozza reported Snooki has a first-appearance court date scheduled for the morning of August 18. It is not mandatory Snooki is present as long as her attorney is there on her behalf. However, Snooki has yet to hire an attorney to appear for her.

Though Snooki does have a few options of where her behavior could take her, according to Carozza. Snooki can plead not guilty and later go to trial, but she’s not up for jail time; just a fine between $250 and $1000. Otherwise, Snooki can get a lawyer, plead guilty to the charge and the case can be done before her set court date. Stay tuned!

Within hours of Heidi Montag “officially” filing for divorce from her estranged husband, Spencer Pratt already can’t tolerate being out of the limelight. Pratt said, “I love Heidi but out marriage was a show — it was part of The Hills world,” adding, “And that world was on a sound stage.”

When the latter of Speidi filed for divorce on Friday, she cited the reason as irreconcilable differences. Spencer explains his side of the story in third person, “It’s clear that reality TV-fame-loving Spencer Pratt does not fit with my ex-wife Heidi MOntag’s ambitions for a motion picture actor/pop star career and being a single sex symbol for the world.”

Turns out this marriage wasn’t big enough for both of their heads to fit into. Spencer says, “Some say if you can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen, Well, Heidi couldn’t handle King Spencer’s fame so she got out of the marriage.” OMG. Make it go away.

There were rumors of a strike on behalf of the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore. However, it has been confirmed, even though season two hasn’t even begun yet, there will be a third season back in Seaside Heights.

J-Woww, aka Jenni Farley, said the rumors of a strike were indeed “very untrue,” however she had no comment on reports the cast was angling for $30,000 per episode. The network made a statement, “MTV is pleased that the Jersey Shore cast are returning to Seaside Heights to continue production on Season 3 … Not only have they become a part of the MTV family, but fans worldwide have fallen in love with them. Stay tuned for Jersey Shore Season 2 on July 29th.”

Amidst the strike rumors, there is also said to be a slight case of unrest or jealousy amongst the cast members. According to Snooki, “I know the others want the same opportunities that Mike and I get, but we don’t control those things. The media isn’t asking for the others so they can’t really be mad at me.”

Although the others are doing some hustling of their own, they’re just not tweeting with John McCain or endorsing cookie diets. Snooki admits, “I can understand why the others might be jealous. They aren’t doing anything, but they should still be happy for me.” Well, there you have it. Jersey Shore is here to stay … at least for now.

Wait…you didn’t know ‘The Hills’ was all scripted? What?

On the final scene of ‘The Hills’ cameras pan out of Brody Jenner, who had just finished saying his farewells to Kristin Cavallari, and revealed a Hollywood lot and a fake backdrop, filled with cameramen and crew members.  The town car in which Cavallari had gotten into stopped, and she got out, soon the camera crew emerged.  WTF?

Wow, so they are basically implying that all six seasons were fake!  Do Lo and Scott have no plans of getting married, Kristin has no plans to leave to Europe,  and Audrina’s beachfront home was just a set?  I guess we will never know.  “Well you’ll never know what’s real and what’s fake,” Brody said during MTV’s after show. “Our relationship, the entire time could have been fake,” he said. “That’s one of the questions: what was real and what was fake, and we left it [open].”  “It’s your own interpretation,” Kristin added.

“Nothing you see on TV is real,” Cavallari, 23 said. “Fans need to understand it’s all entertainment. It’s all in fun. I would never put my close friends or a real relationship on a show.” What did you think of the finale?

Are you kidding me? WTF? Spencer Pratt seriously has issues! The reality star douche bag apparently plans to make an unwelcoming public appearance at “The Hills” finale party at The Roosevelt Hotel.  If you don’t remember, the crystal lover was kicked off the show due to anger problems…he obviously wasn’t on the guest list for this party!

“Anyone craving a little misbehaving?” he implied on Twitter.  He then added, “Booking my room @Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood now that I have no place to live I think i should just move in there today [to] stay near the action.”

What a coincidence, it just so happens that the Hollywood Roosevelt is the venue MTV has reserved for Tuesday’s finale party for “The Hills.” “my photo on my twitter is where my party is tomorrow at my hotel rooms at the Roosevelt Hollywood see the rooms in the background,” he Tweeted to his fans.

According to recent sources MTV has stressed to  the Roosevelt Hollywood to ban Pratt from the hotel for the evening.  “Spencer was just told that his room reservations at the Roosevelt have been canceled,” says an insider. Pratt wrote, “FYI Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel just cancelled all my rooms and said that they overbooked the hotel! NEVER QUIT NEVER DIE! Ha CAN’T STOP ME.”

Hah! What do you think? Do you think Spencer will crash “The Hills” finale party?