A spokesperson for Brazil’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs wants a beer commercial that Paris stars in off the air, reports the Associated Press.

In the ad, Paris poses in a LBD and rubs a can of Devassa (translation: naughty) beer on herself while onlookers watch through a window.

“It’s an ad that devalues women - in particular, blond women,” says the spokeswoman.

Eduardo Correia, a spokesperson for regulation company Conar, has held three investigations on the campaign and says the ad is offensive because it does not take place on the beach (ironic for a country known best for its itty-bitty bikinis).

“The problem with the ad isn’t a lack of clothing, but its sensual nature,” Correia said. “A woman in a bikini on a beach isn’t necessarily sensual; it depends on the context.”

Kaley Cuoco is proudly flashing her Maxim cover to garner responses from those in her inner circle, sources reported from a par.

Upon judging her own shot, the young actress said, “I don’t look like that everyday.”

Simon Helberg joked that he always has “one on me and always one in the glove compartment. I’ll see if I can get her to sign it tonight.”

Some cast members and producers are more conservative and were reluctant to sneak a peek. Bill Prady called her “strikingly beautiful,” but teases her to “put on a bathrobe” when she’s in revealing clothes.

Kaley’s issue of Maxim will make a big bang on newsstands on February 23.

Jessica Alba has vowed never to strip off on screen because her Catholic upbringing has left her too scared to show off her body.

The 28 year old admits she’s happy to take on sexy roles and don revealing outfits in movies, but fans shouldn’t ever expect her to bare all for the cameras.

She tells Britain’s Scarlet magazine, “No, I’ll never do a nude scene. I can act sexy and wear sexy clothes but I can’t go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed, and I remember my grandmother would freak out and throw a towel over me if she saw me wearing just a bra and panties.

“I come from a very Catholic family so it wasn’t seen as a good thing to flaunt yourself like that. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off.”

Über-producer Rodney Jerkins says he’d like the two young ladies to hit the recording studio together.
“I can pair them up,” says Jerkins, whose most recent collaboration was on Gaga’s “Telephone” featuring Beyoncé. “I would love it. I would love to see what could happen.”

With or without the “Poker Face” hitmaker, Jerkins seriously believes that Lohan can be the next big thing in pop music…

“If she stays focused, I think she has what it takes,” Jerkins told reporters this weekend at the Clive Davis/Recording Academy pre-Grammy party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. “I’ve talked to her, and I said, ‘You’ve got what it takes. I really believe in you.’ ”

“I’ve seen a lot of people questioning actresses who have wanted to become pop stars, and they don’t have it,” Jerkins said. “I believe she has it, something deep down. I’ve listened to her in the past, and I think there’s something there. It just needs to be pulled out.”

Cameron, who is a communications major, won the competition in Las Vegas. She is the 7th African-American woman in history to win the Miss America pageant.

When asked how she would confront the challenge of child obesity, Cameron said, “Take away the TV, take away the video games, set some standards for our children!”

After winning the contest, Cameron is set to receive a $50,000 scholarship. To beat out the competition, she sang the song “Listen” from the movie “Dreamgirls.”