Finally uncovered - Guy Ritchie’s pretty young thing! Her name’s Mellany Gandara, and she is a little-known 26 year old Haitian actress.

Guy and Mellany met through actor Robert Downey Jr.

So far so good…She is younger than Madonna, prettier and has less muscle on her arms. But what’s with those legs?

“It” happens when you get divorced. Apparently, a lot of it. The gossip hounds at Page Six point out that Guy Ritchie has been derisively referring to Madonna as an “it” since before they were divorced.
Ritchie reportedly often told English tabloids things like “Oh, It’s in a bad mood today,” and “We can’t make It angry.”

Of course, it is a two-way street. When asked about Guy’s comments, Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg told Page Six: “It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized.” And so it goes.

Madonna returned to England the day before Christmas Eve - for the first time since the couple split. She met her husband in London to hand over their sons. Minutes later he headed for the £10 million Ashcombe House estate, which he has taken ownership of as part of their divorce settlement. The boys and Guy enjoyed a traditional family Christmas, while Madonna and Lourdes remained in London. The singer does not celebrate the holiday.

On Boxing Day Guy returned his sons to Madonna, before picked up David to take him to the Kabbalah centre. The two then joined the rest of the family at Madonna.s house and Guy was not seen leaving until the next day. After returning to his flat to freshen up yesterday he then made his way to the Kabbalah centre, where he was joined by the rest of the family.

With rumors of a budding relationship between Ritchie and heiress Jemima Khan gaining momentum, there’s at least one person who couldn’t be happier: Ritchie’s soon-to-be ex-wife, Madonna.

“It’s not like she’s asking him for details, but she’s thrilled at the prospect of him moving on. It makes things easier for everybody,” says a Madonna pal.

Update:

News just in that Madonna’s looking to adopt another kid - a Malawian boy this time.

Madonna had an alleged “marriage contract” with Guy stating that he could not shout at her and that he had to devote time to sex, according to a report.

The report claims the couple drew up an agreement after attending marriage counseling two years ago to put down some rules on paper … Guy was told he “must work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual well-being,” “resolve conflicts in a constructive way,” and focus on the couple’s “sexual expressiveness,” according to the story.

There was even a requirement that Guy spend several hours a week reading Kabbalah texts with Madonna.

Sources also reveal that Madonna posted the contract in their home and when Guy did anything untoward, Madge would remind him, “Contract, Guy, contract.”