The latest news coming from this tunnel, Rachel Uchitel, is that she is trying to squeeze as much out of her home wrecking promiscuity limelight as possible. Anyway, I’ll keep this brief, but the Hollywood home wrecker is reportedly going to do a spread for Hugh Hefner Playboy which will be her most recent endeavor as a celebrity mistress.

Who knows. Maybe she and her notorious attorney, Gloria Allred, will attempt to extort money out of Hef as well. If Tiger and David’s wives think they’ve seen enough of this bitches face, they’re about to see her hot pocket along with her “Tiger and David Enter Here” tattoo. To be perfectly honest, I would not be surprised if this crazy chic froze some of Tiger’s or David’s swimmers to get herself knocked up sometime down the road. You just wait for that.

Just to clear things up, regardless of rape or not, Hall of Famer, Lawrence Taylor is a married man who solicited a prostitute. Authorities on the case have acquired new information regarding LT’s case, coming from a friend of the 16-year-old who lied about her age and filed rape charges against Taylor. The alleged “victim” apparently bragged to her friend about making “easy money” because she “didn’t even have to f*** him.”

This friend drove the “victim” to meet the retired football player, Taylor, that night. She has provided authorities with a sworn statement explaining the girl told her immediately after the encounter, Taylor merely engaged in masturbation and paid her $300 and that sexual intercourse or oral sex never happened.

If there is truth to this source’s statement, “that clears him of rape-3.” The source said, “This is reasonable doubt,” where there has to be sexual intercourse with an underage person for the felony charge to withstand.

This girl, a stripper who resided with the prostitute and the alleged pimp, Rasheed Davis, explained she came forward to the police because of “three things: they didn’t have sex, she’s lying, and he’s innocent.” We soon shall see how this plays out, but aside from soliciting a prostitute (not so bad) LT may be a free man.

This is coming from the National Enquirer so take it with a grain of salt, but they’re reporting Mel is seeking a reunion with his wife, Robyn, and mother to seven of his eight offspring. Mel and Robyn have been married since 1980 and have yet to finalize their divorce in the past four years.

In the meantime, Mel was breeding with girlfriend, Oksana, who was too much maintenance for Mel, who could no longer bother or care. Oksana and Mel recently split. It is rumored Mel wants to get back with Robyn because he is looking at looking half of his billion dollar fortune in their finalized divorce.

It is also alleged Gibson was making whoopie with a stripper while girlfriend Oksana was pregnant with his eighth child. Way to keep it classy, Gibson. Therefore, it would be ideal for Mel to have his wife, his girlfriend, his stripper and his money. That’s all! However, it doesn’t look like he’ll be able to juggle it all. So he just wants his wife and money, now.

Actress Mo’Nique has a message for her fellow Oscar winner Sandra Bullock, following tabloid reports that her husband Jesse James had an affair with tattoo model Michelle McGee.

On the first leg of her Spread the Love comedy tour in New Orleans, LA, she had some kind words for both Bullock and her husband. “To my sweet sister Sandra, my prayers are with you. My prayers are also with your husband, baby. That is between the two of you and I hope ya’ll make it work.”

On Thursday, James broke his silence regarding the rumors of his marital infidelity and apologized for the “grief” he said he’s caused Bullock and his children. “It’s hard but that’s their business. Let them go through their situation,” Mo’Nique said of the couple’s reported rough patch. “I don’t wish her nothing but happiness, along with her husband. … I don’t want to see any marriages dissolve or break up.”

She continued, “Sandra, if you need me sugar, call me baby…”

People.com is reporting that the Oscar winner left the California home she and the “Monster Garage” star share — just days before reports of James’ infidelity surfaced.

Meanwhile, Bullock unexpectedly pulled out of the London premiere for ‘The Blind Side,’ with the actress saying in a statement, through Warner Brothers, that “Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support ‘The Blind Side’ has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”