He’s no longer the most eligible bachelor on the tennis scene. Andy Roddick and Sports Illustrated model Brooklyn Decker have tied the knot! The couple wed on Friday night in Austin, Texas.

Sir Elton John was the main performer of the evening as the guest list included tennis stars Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi.

Roddick is 26, while Brooklyn is 21 years old. CelebGossipNet wishes the newly married couple a very happy and successful future together.

Bethenny Frankel really doesn’t mind the false rumors that she has hooked up with Madonna’s former baseball boy-toy Alex Rodriguez. She’s actually been hoping he’d try to connect with her.

“I kept thinking he was going to call,” Bethenny told us this weekend during an appearance at Fred Segal Fun in Santa Monica for her new book, Naturally Thin: Unleash Your SkinnyGirl and Free Yourself from a Lifetime of Dieting. “And now I feel like a jilted lover…He won’t even make the rumor true.”

And yes, the Real Housewives of New York City star thinks she can compete with Madonna. “I’m not as famous as Madonna, but I can do the same yoga poses as she can.”

Here are some events which are bound to happen this year in the lives of our favorite celebs.

1. Jennifer Aniston will get preggers. John Mayer will get a fright and Angelina Jolie will say something mean about her boyfriend’s ex.

2. Angelina herself will be knocked up again, or she and her beau Brad Pitt will be on the adoption market.

3. Cast members of the popular show Gossip Girl will grow tired of backstage incest and start dating other celebrities.

4. Anne Hathaway will find a nice guy who is not a social climber and has no fraudulent hobbies.

5. Sienna Miller will date a married man.

6. Jessica Alba will sign a “yummy mummy” commercial, alongside Nicole Kidman.

7. One of the Jonas Brothers will finally get laid.

8. Lindsay will realise she is straight after all, causing grave mental damage to saMANtha.

9. Britney Spears will find someone to romp with for a week at a stretch.

10. Madonna and A-Rod will declare their “love” for each other, then break up within a couple of months.

This weekend, Madonna and baseball boy-toy Alex Rodriguez traveled with her three children to Mexico City, only days after spending time together in Miami.

Of course, maybe Madge, who was in Mexico for a stop on her current Sticky & Sweet tour, was just giving A-Rod a lift in her plane, as the New York Yankees slugger had an event of his own to attend.

Alex was in the Mexican capital on Sunday to give some hands-on batting lessons to local kids.

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Baseball star Alex Rodriguez (or rather A-Rod) was seen soaking in some quality time with his family this Tuesday. The hunky Yankee was snapped in Miami after having dinner at Houston’s restaurant with his ex-wife Cynthia, and their two lovely daughters - Ella and Natasha.

A-Rod and Cynthia settled their divorce last September. Reports of his affair with Madonna still remain unconfirmed.